Nina's letter to Uncle Erik

dear unk-

when I come to plum Island, I am going to bring my barbies
can you find a safe spot for my barbies so Chester does not
destroy them? I would like to stay a week? I need a break from Maggie.
She drives me crazy.
She says nyah nyah nyah.
Sometimes when I don't want to make my toys say what she wants them to say
she freaks out.
Sometimes she calls me evil.
One time she ruined a game of UNO.
She ignores me when it's important and says "ignoring you."
She sometimes wakes me up. When I counted back from 100 and am at 1 she wakes me up.
She sometimes copies me and does not stop.
Sometimes she mocks me. (Saying what the other person says in a nasty voice.)
One time she made me spill my cereal by snatching away something which was already
on the ground and I was eating cereal. And she grabbed it from me and made my other
hand spill my cereal.
And that's it.
And I need a break from her.

Your desperate niece,
Nina

p.s.
plus she puts her naked butt right in my face and says "look at my poopy butt."--but that is kind of funny.
First she sometimes says hurtful stuff like "I don't like your present you got me because the lego girls necklace is not coming off."