Macabre play

Here's what's on the living room floor right now:

This says, "Enter Hear"

Next comes

It says, "Weird =-) boy and girls too eat"

Then,

"Put your money in hear" (English spelling regression! Or maybe not regression, she's only a second grader.) I presume the tape thing is for the money.

Next,

"Forks are hear" (Those are markers in a croc. Shoes always manage to figure into their play.)

Finally,

HoHak is holding a sign that says, "Eat us!"

They're roasted, seasoned, and ready to be eaten. Just $105!

Strange children we have...